My New Super Power!
Duh Duh Duh Duh!!!!! Hey guys I have a new super power how cool is that?No no it’s not making babies…we already knew I had that one,my new super power is…..
Super Human Smelling Power!
Yup haven’t taken a shower in awhile….I can tell you how many days
Cat pees somewhere in the house…I can tell you where before I even walk in the house.
Leave the onions out from chili cheese dogs the night before….Pretty sure I’ll be the one carrying the bowl at arms length away from me with my head turned and a grimace on my face till I get it to the garbage.
WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE CHILI CHEESE DOGS ANYWAYS???(hush yes yes it was mine.)
Fall in love with the Bodycology brown sugar body wash?Yeah give it a day or two because I won’t be able to stand the smell after that.
20 Year old cousin comes in the doorway and I can tell him he smells “clean” when he’s only wearing deodorant which then leads to him making me sniff his deodorant.
Yes my new super power can put me in some awkward positions….I’m hoping it subsides soon!